Total Medals Earned: 568 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,815 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 13/18 (280/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Find your soul (patch)
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)
Not by zombies :O
Killed without shooting
Kill your first 10 zombies
Killed by explosion
Killed by santa
Throw 5 meat bombs
Survive 5 minutes!
Kill 100 Zombies!
Kill one ninja
Kill 3 Santas
100 head-shots!
Survive minute
Kill 500 Zombies!
Kill 250 Zombies!
Survive 10 minutes!
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